I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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