If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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