Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Randomize
