but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
