i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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