Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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