You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Randomize
