My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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