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He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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