Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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