pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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