i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
