Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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