They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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