If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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