Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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