where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
tell me about the eggs
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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