How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
