your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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