Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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