It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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