i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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