O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Im part way to drunk.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Randomize