The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can I color on your dick again?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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