Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
