Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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