Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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