i barfeds in our rink
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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