Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I need to align my fucking chakras
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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