Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I've blown a few things in my day
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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