You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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