2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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