I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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