i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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