And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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