What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Randomize
