did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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