Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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