the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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