Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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