so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
