He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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