i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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