nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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