Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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