3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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