I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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