I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I can't turn off my feet"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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