chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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