do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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