I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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