Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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