PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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