Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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