He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We had to coat check the pizza.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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